starlorrd:

NO ONE IS SAFE

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tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

basedskeleton:

I’m comfortable in assuming that my NSA file concludes with “really really fucking weird, but poses no threat”

godbless-st-cyr:

This website is made up of killers

A compilation of my favourite ‘we’re all killers’ posts.

edwardspoonhands:

tsaoshin:

Stitch and Toothless jammy jam!
http://tsaoshin.deviantart.com

Toothless and Stitch…correctly sourced this time :-)

edwardspoonhands:

tsaoshin:

Stitch and Toothless jammy jam!

http://tsaoshin.deviantart.com

Toothless and Stitch…correctly sourced this time :-)


When Fitz and Simmons finally got to meet Tony Stark, Tony asked Fitz what was his favourite thing he invented and Fitz showed him the Night-Night Gun. At first, he was embarrassed by what he called the gun, until Stark said “cool name”. Behind Stark, Simmons was giving Fitz two thumbs up.

When Fitz and Simmons finally got to meet Tony Stark, Tony asked Fitz what was his favourite thing he invented and Fitz showed him the Night-Night Gun. At first, he was embarrassed by what he called the gun, until Stark said “cool name”. Behind Stark, Simmons was giving Fitz two thumbs up.

humorous-blog:

i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy