bryannotbrian:

jokkes:

Spiderman crashes Xmen set.

this needs to happen more often

rogha:

o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER

No, but my favourite thing is that they showed up and all the other twins had matching outfits so they left and went across the road and bought matching shirts and wore them for the entire audition process.

rogha:

o-my-boys:

No, but my favourite thing is that they showed up and all the other twins had matching outfits so they left and went across the road and bought matching shirts and wore them for the entire audition process.

assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

pantslesswrock:

mechcanuck:

slumberblues:

siphersaysstuff:

WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.
Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.

C3PO YOU FUCKER

I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.

my favorite part is how relatively calmly the other snowtrooper pushes the close door button

pantslesswrock:

mechcanuck:

slumberblues:

siphersaysstuff:

WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.

Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.

C3PO YOU FUCKER

I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.

my favorite part is how relatively calmly the other snowtrooper pushes the close door button

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single dad au: where tony doesn't know how he got into the deal of having a tea party with his little girl (she made him sign a contract and everything so he can't bail early)

bootycap:

he really can’t be anything but proud of her because, while she’s definitely inherited some of his intelligence, she’s already started taking after her aunt pepper.

one day she just walks into tony’s office while he’s actually doing some of the more boring things related to being the owner of a company, saying something like, ‘daddy, daddy, give me your autograph!’ and tony just smiles at his weird little girl but takes the paper without looking and she dimples up at him as he hands it back with a look in her eyes that he really should recognize by now

an hour later she asks him to come to her room to see something really cool and when he gets there it’s a… tea party. like, a really intense tea party with everything a little girl could possibly want sitting at and around the table. and when she tells him he needs to go get changed for the tea party, he tries to refuse saying he has work that he needs to get done

and that’s when she shows him the paper. the typed up contract with his signature at the bottom saying that tony stark will attend one tea party per week at the discretion of ms. stark, wearing appropriate attire (also at young ms. stark’s discretion). it’s a really intricate document, even detailing ‘penalties’ if mr. stark is unable to attend, and tony wonders for a second how his little girl pulled this off before he spots pepper’s signature as a witness.

he’s so impressed he can’t even get a little mad at her and instead does as she wishes and changes into his ‘appropriate attire’.

pepper swings by later to see how it’s going and to take a picture.

the photo of tony in his iron man suit, mask flipped up while wearing a tutu and bunny ears, sipping daintily on a very small tea cup while his daughter smiles up at him, surrounded by all sorts of stuffed animals, ends up framed on his desk.

officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

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internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

caseyanthonyofficial:

I took my kitten to the vet and all the veterinarians were all cuddling him and tickling him and going “awwwwww” and I realized that even though they see kittens every day they never get tired of it because they love them so much. And then I thought about gynecologists.

during the cold war there was a theory that…
thranduart:

I’m laughing more than I should

thranduart:

I’m laughing more than I should